Life as Soap

The giant pussy is haunting me. No chance to get rid of her. She's omnipresent. And miaows! Calling for me! Pussy's all around.

Today it's been suggested to drug me with sleeping pills and sell me to Soap Enterprise Ltd. And for some weird reason I suddenly found the idea of being a piece of soap quite tempting. Oh, what a life it would be. Life as Soap. Surely a short life, but so fullfilling. Just imagine you would be vagina soap, getting your soap head and soap dick rubbed on pussy all day long. It could last for some weeks even - this rubbing life and hopefully, yes hopefully you would even end up inside (if the damn assholes of Soap Enterprise Ltd. would finally come up with that two in one dildo shaped vagina soap, but no!!!).

Anyways, like every piece of soap you would eventually end up in a dark, shitty hole. Nah, not anus, even if that needs cleaning from time to time as well. Rather you would vanish more and more, drop by drop falling down with some of the vagina liquids, killed bacteria and skin particles into the bathtub. Unplugged: washed away, disappearing in a dark and smelly pipe that leads straight to the canalisation. That's the death of all the soap, weather it's for facial, anal or vaginal use. Everything ends up there. All the dreams we held so close, seemed to all go down in soap.

So I started dreaming about this all day long, but suddenly a foreign thought encountered my mind. A thought that straightly tried to battle my dreams, ripping all my soapy fantasy apart - literally into some liquid substance called pure disappointment. So it was said that vagina soap is only sold liquidisedly? What pleasure's this gonna be? It immediately became obvious to me that a liquid couldn't have any feelings, no sensations at all. You would just briefly touch the labia and then instantly turn into some sort of foam. drop drop drop...you just drop, but won't get thouroughly rubbed. No satisfaction anymore, no fullfillment. Oh, what do these liquid soaps live for? Even if they have some use to others, they'll never be able to feel the same as soap bars do. Trying to hold on tied to the vagina, but sliding away, running down along the thigh or dropping from the comparably tall height down to the steal enamel bottom of the tub.

Pure melancholy rose up in me. I nearly started to cry. My sweet pervert thoughts crashed by such simple facts of reality and goddamn it yes, I started to curse the fucking fucked up soap companies, who just don't manage to produce savely insertable soap bars. At least dildo shaped they could be, brought with a huge supply of condoms, which diminish in size every day as the soap dick's getting smaller drip by drip. They could perfectly protect vaginas from possible candidosis. But then you could just use real dildos instead. Ah, maybe I just become one of them, drop the soap idea or just get more involved into facesitting.

My words are meant with INSANITY!!!


BTW...SOAP JOKES..

"Why Do They Use Powdered Soap In The Navy?
Because It Takes Longer To Pick Up."

"One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down."
So they're taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, "Woo mama! What are those?"
She says, "Those are my headlights." The kid says "Ahh."
Then he drops the soap and bends down to get it and he says, "Woo mama! What is that?" and she replies back with, "That is my garage." The kid says "Ahh."
The next day he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The kid does. As he's scrubbing himself with the soap, he drops it. When he picks it up he says, "Woo daddy! What is that?" The father replies back, "That's my limousine."
That night he asks his parents if he could sleep with them and they say, "Sure, just don't look under the covers."
Then in the middle of the night he decides to take a peek. And he says "Wooo mama! Look, daddy is parking his limousine in your garage!"

"Two priests were going to have there daily shower but when they reached the showers they discovered they had left there soap back at the dorms. One of the priests, without putting his clothes back on, desided that he would go and fetch the soap.One his way back to the showers with the soap he noticed that there was three nuns heading his way, so he decided to act like a statue.When the nuns reached him they commented on how life like he was. one of the nuns decided that she would tug on the priests penis.She tugged three times and a bar of soap popped out of the priests hand, the nun thought that she had found a soap dispencer.The second nun thought she would have her free soap so she tugged as well and out came the soap.Now it was the third nuns turn so she tugged on the penis and nothing came out so she tugged again and again.The nun was very pleased as the soap dispencer turned out to be a hand lotion machian as well!"